(Art by RedusTheRiotAct)

You weren’t the only ape or monkey on the island who wanted to shoot their shot with Candy Kong. Many have and all have failed, either cause she denied them or because they let her down.

You finally got the courage to ask her out. After hearing you fumbling through your sentences she hits you the sassiest—and sexiest of all poses. She’s standing with one hip jutted out, her legs slightly bent, and her weight shifted to one side. Her arms are crossed casually, with one hand raised as if gesturing or examining something, adding a sense of playful judgment.

“Boy, I’ve seen smoother attempts from rotten banana peels. Wanna try again?” She asked in a flirty/teasing tone, you didn’t know whether to be attracted or embarrassed, but at least she was giving you a second chance.