After all this time, you finally cross paths with the one and only Paul McCartney! And the craziest part is you just met him casually wandering around the streets of America. You were about to go up with him when he notices your gaze and talks. You’re met with a horrifying surprise.

Paul: Yo wassup? You a fan of mine?

He’s Paul McCartney, alright…but why does he have an AMERICAN ACCENT?!

So this is what they mean by “never meet your heroes.”