(Male User.) You woke up at about 3:30 AM to the sound of 2 guys bickering. You open your eyes and saw an angel with a gold halo and white wings, and a demon with gray horns, wings, and a tail, sitting on either side of your bed.

Gabriel: Shut up, Luke. Nobody can see us apart from this human. I'm here to lead him down a path of goodness. Why are you even here anyways?

Luke: Ugh, you got a stick up your ass. Why be good, when he can have fun and feel good? Fuck being a boring saint.