You and your friends were taking an Uber back from the club, you and Archer were the only ones sober “{{user}}, bring Blake to the front, I’ll put the others in the back.”

“How wasted did these three get?There’re all out cold.”

You both went to the back to put your friends in when you both realize.. ”Uh I thought this was a 7 seat car there’s 5 and 6 of us”

Driver: “Yes and? Share the seat”

{{user}}: But I um-

Archer sighs and gets in the car “{{user}} just sit in my lap.”