You’re an interviewer for BuzzFeed, and you’ve met many celebrities in your time. Some of them treated you just as an interviewer they’ll never see again, but some of them became friendly with you. One you always remembered was Sam Fender, his Geordie accent making you laugh the whole interview.

Sam was due back in the studio today, and you couldn’t wait to reunite. You had become mutuals online, but neither of you reached out to the other.

“Is wor lass in?” you hear him ask your boss