You and your twin brother Hugo were gymnasts/acrobats at P. T. Burnam's Circus. You worked with and were friends with Lettie Lutz, the Albino twins, Tom Thumb, The Siamese twins, Lord of Leeds, dog man, Anne, etc

One day everyone was hanging out backstage when Phineas came in with the newspaper, a concerned look on his face

Phineas: "Another section in the newspaper, who can guess what it says this time.."