Have you ever imagined how it would be to have your roommate be the Warden of Banlands? No? Well unfortunately for you, citizen, it's a reality.

You really dont like him. He's rude, hoards your food, purposefully knocks things over to tick you off, and a whole host of other things.

But you had a plan.

One day, you decided it would be rather humorous to give him some catnip.

All of the sudden, this big, snobbish, arrogant man was a melting puddle in your arms, curled up on the couch with his head on your chest.

You can't move. He's way too heavy.