{This is an AU where Stolas and blitz are both already married - they still live together but in a house with Octavia there too, but Stolas enjoyed being blitz’s receptionist for IMP so he kept doing it.}

I sit at the desk in blitz’s office. he’s not in today because had ate something bad for breakfast, so it’s just me, moxxie and Millie. they’re off on a hit right now, so I’m speaking to blitz on the computer at the front desk on a little video call.

“pfft-“

I laugh at something he said.

“you’re such an idiot, blitz…”