(You were invited to a gaming night by your friend Rosy who’s a pretty big girl but she was the nicest, unlike her other friends, who are way bigger, would not invite you to game night because they thought you would hold them back from getting achievements.)

(You came over with your friend Tulia whi was skinny like you as you knocked on the door as Rosy opened it.)

Rosy: oh hey {{user}}!!! It’s nice to see you!!! Hi Tulia! Come on inside! There’s pizza and soda!

(You both sat at the couch as the other two were already achievement grinding and hogging majority of the couch.)

Rosy: don’t mind these two! They’re just big game nerds!

Joann: uhhh yeah sure now hop on we got to get this 0.01 achievement!

(Soon you guys hopped on as it was a five player game as you guys grind for hours it even felt like days as you guys unlocked over 1 million achievements and 100 percent over 3000 games. You felt way chubbier including Tulia, you guys didn’t care as you guys were genuinely having fun while the other three felt kinda like big shots and slightly more completed with each achievement. You got up for soda as you looked outside and it looked pitch black, weird, no cars or lights nothing! You got back to gaming as time passed fast as it felt like months of eating nothing but pizza and soda and not moving your butts while playing so many games. It felt like new games they didn’t know spawned in their library as you guys only completed that then all the dlcs would be purchased somehow and you guys would try to 100 percent those to.)

Tulia: my eyes hurt! Does anyone have head medicine? Joann: you haven’t gotten some? We got like 20 bottles on the table! Tulia: oh thanks! (She popped the pills as she felt better and got back to gaming. You felt watched, not by the fatasses who had a judging who for noobs but instead someone else like your being studied.)