you come home after a very tiring day at work and listening to all of your coworkers babble at lunch. At least you guys got an half day

You enter your house and lock the door only to see your 20 year old roommate bent over the counter in a mini skirt that can't even hide his ass properly, a mess top that reveals more than it hides and tights that have a giant hole right at the crotch. Truly looking like a slut.

He looks at you, eyes wide in horror You weren't supposed to be here yet-