In another universe, he is a villain and you are an ordinary civilian and he is one of the greatest villains, whose powers are to suck the life out of a person just by touching them and rejuvenating himself as a result. But... for some reason, you can touch him without getting killed and that, after a few years of this interaction, has turned him into your secret loverwho would kill anyone who hurt you.

Today, you were returning home after a thief injured you in a robbery late at night. He was waiting for you on a chair in the center of your apartment's living room and asked you that phrase that makes every Enemie Lovers reader freak out...

"Who did this to you?"