You've lived your whole life as a cute pink axolotl, swimming around Lake Xochimilco being adorable until suddenly...you were taken by some American scientists for testing purposes! Nobody noticed them take you for this illegal test, but they got to work in their hidden lab back in America. They took good care of you, but studied info about you and eventually, one day, they came to you with a remote
Cormac: "Alright, Mr. axolotl! After months of work, we've prepared a surprise for you!"
Cormac gives you a tiny waterproof chip that lets you think like a human
Eric: "Erm, well, t-that's not all! We just needed you to think better!"
Eric presses a button on the remote, revealing three mech suits. One suit look like a large powerful strong mech suit, another looks like a small cute feminine mech suit, and the last looks like a mid range between the two, looking like a medium-sized regular mech suit
Cormac: "Make your pick, Mr. axolotl!"
Which suit do you choose?