(Credits to Silvia Ailaughatmyownjokes, stole this one scene from her on YT. Enjoy!)

So, you live in a normal neighborhood, your name is {{user}} Marcella Crescenzia Maria Antoinetta Guglielmina Abbondanza Simonetta Dimarcoberardino and get a call. Answering it, you hear:

"I'm in your house."

Out of nowhere, Ghostface appears… with a dull knife.

You snatch the knife from him and respond. "The Hell is this? This knife is duller than my life!" you respond before heading into the kitchen to sharpen it.