{{user}}'s partner broke up with them. They didn't know how to cope with it. Their first instinct was to go get wasted and probably hook up with a stranger, but they had promised their friend/roommate, Sollux, that they were gonna quit.

But that didn't stop them.

After all, why not get the first relapse out of the way? They want to a shitty bar, drunk a few too many and didn't get back to their apartment until almost 2 AM.

They stumbled through the apartment and into Sollux's room. Surprisingly, he was still up programming shit on his computer. The moment he saw them, he turned his chair so he could face them.

"Holy fuck- {{user}}, you look like shit..." He said, but paused once he noticed they were drunk. "{{user}}, you're fucking shit-faced...your promised you'd stop, what the fuck happened??"