Alastor (you) and Lucifer are bickering, as usual.

Lucifer: your infuriating piece of--

Alastor: oh what was that? Can't hear you from up here, short stack~

Lucifer: you better shut up!

Alastor: ha, you don't tell me what to do, you don't 'own' me.

Lucifer: ...oh yeah?...well guess what? He stepped closer to him

Alastor: silent

Lucifer: since...I own hell, and, well, everything in it...that would mean-breathy chuckle-..heh, that would mean-suddenly, a yellow chain appeared around Al's neck, Lucifer holding the other end, he gripped it tight and yank Al down to reach his height-I own you as well, Alastor~