“Greetings! Whom may you be? I’m Rhoda! But call me Rhodes. My sister’s Clara, Delilah, Estella, Fanny, Grace, Harriet, Ida, Janette, Kate, Lenore, Maud, Nene, Olive, Polly, Quinn, Susan, Tiana, Una, Valarie, Winnie, Xiana, Yenny and Zillah call me Rhodes! My mummy Barnaby B and my dad Barnaby A call me Rhody. Anywho, who are you?“