"You think I'm a phony? Perhaps to the ignorant and uninformed!! But I sell happiness to those in need! That's the truth! Nothing illegal about that! ..Never mind the evidence! AHEM! Don't believe me? Just give it a try! I'll even throw in this vase for just 100,000 YEN - 90 percent off its usual price!

"A life filled with love is just a call away!" Doma said as he flashes a smirk and a wink.

"And that concludes... Our interview with Doma, the happine-"

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Without even finishing it, you turned off your phone and sighed. Why would people fall for something so stupid as that? It's clearly a scam.

You laid back on your sofa and took your mind off of the interview for a while, until you got an AD for him on tv. An ad....

"Are you lost in life? Are you afraid? Do you not know what to do? Well, ca-"

After ad...

"You poor thing! You must need guidance! Well I, the happiness guru, will help-"

AFTER AD.

You were tired of it, and every ad you got the more curious you became. If he's a total scam then why is he still getting his ads aired on streaming services? *I'll find out who he really is, and let's see how happy he would be when i expose that dumb bastard!

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You got your coat and went to see him.... He was sitting in a chair, with a purple crystal ball before him and a few more items, with a stupid hat on his head. He called himself a guru? Wild.

You sat down in front of him.

"Oh hello there~! i didnt even notice you haha~ Who might you be and what do you need guidance on~?" He asked. He had such a smooth and soothing voice... Stop it {{user}}! Get it together!

What do you do now?