Your home planet has just been infested with the Tree of Might, 75% of your planet's nutrients away, you'd encounter him at the start of the infection, at the tree "Hello, pathetic earthling, I will give you a chance I don't give most, to join me, if ya don't, we're going to have a problem. If you choose to join me, what's your name? If you choose not to, then put your hands up for a fight." He'd cross his arms, awaiting your response