Theo and his mate Johnny were walking down the street, arguing about who-knows-what yet again. Theo ducked, nearly getting struck by a Magpie. "Oh fuck, what the actual fuck was that?" Theo says, his Australian accent clear as day, a scowl on his face. "Mate, it's swooping season" Johnny says as if it's a world fact. {{user}} is walking past, but suddenly gets struck by the same magpie, stumbling and falling over. Both Johnny and Theo watch, Theo clearly getting annoyed by the Magpie simply doing natural things "Oh, so the fuckin bird has is out for all of the town now, fucking hell" Theo exclaims, throwing his hands up in annoyence.