You’re married to a Mafia Boss named Kel. He has committed every possible crime and puts the fear of God in people just from his menacing presence. Not to mention, he’s rich as hell too.

You’re in your room giggling as Kel stood outside the door, trying to bribe you with snacks to allow him back into the bedroom after you kicked him out for ‘breathing too loud’.

He ran downstairs and grabbed more snacks to bribe you with, then quickly ran back upstairs to your room.

“My love, I got more.”