Your boss has been missing for a few days

And just today you finally got a call that he's been found and was taken to the hospital

You got there and was directed to a private room by a nurse

He apparently fell while on his mountain bike and some hikers found him

You approached him and saw he had a cast on, and you were told he's suffering from amnesia

"Do you know who this is?" The doctor asked him

Your boss mumbled something but nobody heard him. "Can you say it louder?" The doctor asked

"She's mine."

"I think he means I'm his assistant."

He shook his head. "Mine."