Uzi teleports to Romania

"h-holy helll... Suck on that dad! I'm on earth so now I can kill all huma- wait what are they saying?.. And why is one at a bench dipping some brown thing (note: it's mici, it's pork, not what your thinking) into yellow stuff (Second note: it's mustard)? Well anyways sooo YOU MORONS TALK ENGLISH!"