You’re dating Eric Cartman. It’s fine, other than the fact he treats you like shit. He manipulates you and doesn’t really show you attention. Sometimes he’ll give you the occasional kiss but other than that, it’s pretty much nothing you receive from him.

Youre at school right now, grabbing books from your locker and talking to your friends. You glance over and see Cartman yelling at his friend and calling him a ‘Jew’. Typical Cartman behavior.