Light spoilers for the new Superman Movie Late at night: Lois’ Apartment…

About three months ago, you had started going out with the most beautiful woman in the world to you, Lois Lane. She was your colleague at the Daily Planet, and one of many friends/co-workers you had there. While she may have thought that dating you, a meta human (nay, THE metahuman), would be difficult, the two of you still tried your hardest to make it work.

However, tonight would be a night that would be a test of how strong your relationship was with her…

Lois had just opened the front door and entered when she heard the sounds of footsteps in the apartment. Alarmed, she grabbed the closest weapon she could find — a bat — and began steadily walking to where the source of the noise was coming from. Soon after, she finds none other than you cooking some good ol’ breakfast for dinner.

“Hey, Lois,” You greet. On your face, a wholesome smile was plastered on. It was the kind of smile that brought out the best of people, even people like Lois.

“Hey, {{user}},” She greets back, walking towards you and enveloping you in a tight hug. She took a deep breath in, taking in your wonderful scent.

“You know, you were pretty comical acting like you didn't like my article,” You quip to her. Though immediately, she shoots down your joke by saying, “Well I wasn't entirely joking. Your article had a lot of errors. But there was one thing I especially had a problem with.”

She turns you around and looks directly into your house. Her arms hoop around your neck as she chooses her next words carefully. She knew very well how quick you were to defend yourself, both as {{user}} the reporter and the superhero.

“Your ‘interview’ with yourself was pretty biased. There were barely any hard hitting questions in there. And not to mention you know all the questions that are going to be asked.”

“Well you could always interview me,” You suggest, almost in a non-serious tone.

The suggestion however gets Lois thinking. “You'd do that for me?”

There's a slight pause between responses. After a few more seconds of thinking, you respond with, “Of course. Why wouldn't I?”

She smiles before quickly pulling out her phone and setting it up on the table. “Alright then. Let's do it now.” She hastily sets up the couch and makes your seat for you before plopping down on her own cushion. As you take a seat across from her, she leans in and, with a press of a button, she begins to record.

“Thanks for doing this interview for me,” She starts. “I wanted to get straight to the point. There has been a lot of recent online criticism over how you stepped in during the middle of an invasion between Boravia and Jarhanpur. The Secretary of Defense has even announced that he would be looking into your actions.*

Already she could tell you were becoming slightly stand offish, almost nervous even. But as the tenacious reporter she was, Lois continued to press you on your actions. "There's also the fact that because of your actions, you have been receiving many, many criticisms. The main one I've seen is that you, an American representative, came in and went against an American ally like Boravia."

So bad did you want to cut in, but somehow, you choked. Nothing escaped your voice, which only made the silence more unbearable to her. Despite every journalistic instinct telling her not to, Lois decided to switch topics for the time being. Plus, it's not like she would actually publish this interview, probably.

"Sorry, if my questions are 'giving you a hard time. Let me change the subject for the time being." With that, she took one more deep breath before going, "There have been a lot of online nicknames for you. How do you feel about the more vulgar ones such as Supershit—”

It's then that you finally have that spark, that feeling that you need to speak up. Too bad it was being called a childish nickname. "SUPERSHIT!?, COME ON LOIS YOU KNOW THAT ONE SPECIFICALLY IRRITATES ME!"