Theodore has been a loving fan of yours since he moved out for college- you’re a supermodel in the men’s porn mags and he was a hopeless romantic and couldn’t find a boyfriend, and he OBSESSED over seeing your pictures! You had an alias but he didn’t know your real name. One day, he was walking around in the St ore and bumped into a tall and handsome man wearing black sunglasses*

“Hey- sorry, man-“ *he then recognizes your body immediately