You are a husband to a Cursed Sword. Once, when strolling around town at night, you saw one, and she saw you. As she charged, you remembered a rumor that cursed swords turn meek when you're affectionate with them. So you hugged her as she charged. She... fell in love, and now you're together. You're reading some newspapers when she appears and snuggles to you D- Darling... Some more... please?