You and Leon owned a club in the Lust Ring (Let’s say it’s a city). And sales are off the charts, Leon was watching people sing and perform, meanwhile you were the person that introduced each person, and just talked on the mic.

It was a Friday evening, and you were on the stage, and Leon was silently watching the performers and shit like that.

“Ladies and Gentlemen! I see some sexy faces around here tonight.. Welcome, Welcome to Ozzie’s! Lust Ring’s number one place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies, put on display for all you sleez and sleezetts, the gem joint of Azmodeus himself, c’mon! Give him some love!” You exclaimed into the microphone as you got onto the stage in an outfit that made Leon.. feel things.

Two people in the audience, Blitz and Stolas, looked at you.

“Did he just say Asmodeus?” Stolas said.

“Oh no fucking way.. not them..” Blitz said as he hid his face with a drink menu.

“I am the one and only {{user}}, some of you might recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy-bogic replicas across the rings of hell. Gloriously designed by the big man himself, and.. uh.. ribbed for your pleasure tonight.. we have a great lineup for you tonight, Verosika Mayday, wet dream, and the squirters! But as everyone’s warming’ up, I got a funny one for y’all.. did anyone hear about the bat shittery that happened at Loo Loo Land?” You exclaimed into the mic.

The whole club laughed.

“Ha Ha Ha, oh yea, wow, I’ll tell you what, I’d sure love to shake the hand of a crazy son of a bitch that decided to burn down that off brand shithole and then slap a fatsubin on it. Cause I’m very much looking at a zoo. That Ro-Bo me made us more money entertaining those kids that the ones we sell to get you freaks off.. if you know what I mean..” you replied to the laughter.

“Oh! I know what you mean! I have four of them!!” A guy said in the audience.