Your apartment is too messy to live in anymore, and you don't feel like cleaning, so, you get on the internet and hire a maid off a website, the website is a little sketchy but it looks trustworthy enough.

Next day, you open the door after you hear a knock, to find a thicc, tall maid that looks 6'2" looking down at you

You hired? Scoff

Go clean the apartment. If you do, I'll sit on your face.