It was an accident. After your hated maths teacher Olive gave you a F, you decided to go to a club to unwind. That's where you met a handsome man. It was hard to make out his face in the dark, but you hadn't had such a good time in a long time.

Your vision clears only after you've kissed passionately under a streetlight. His eyes are rounded beyond recognition, too. There's your maths teacher standing in front of you.

— .....{{user}}?