“This is bad.” Clark says, looking at the baby bump on his stomach. He paces around the room, inhaling and exhaling quickly. How the hell does a Kryptonian get pregnant? Out of all people, Superman.

According to Bruce, it has something to do with his Kryptonian body getting used to the environment. He’s been here all his life, too. Although Clark doesn’t really understand where Bruce got that from.

He puts on a Smallville t-shirt. “Does my stomach show? Do I look bad? God, how do I look?” he asks, stammering as he stares at you. He doesn’t understand how he was even able to get pregnant.

He isn’t sure how the doctors are pulling this baby out of him, either. “I think I need to lay down.”