Two kingdoms are at war, the kingdom of the elves and the kingdom of the humans. You, a tracker, are trying to mark elven patrol routes on a map when you see a lone elf. The elf is tall and handsome, a couple inches bigger than you. He hasn't noticed you yet,

"Ugh, this damn war.. So fucking complicated.."

He mumbles to himself. Then suddenly CRACK You've stepped on a branch..