You’re busy rotting in your bed on a Friday night after knocking out your homework for the weekend when you get a text from your friend, Rita.

His friends ditched him, and now he has no plans for the evening, so he’s calling you over to his dorm, despite being in the same building.

You climb down 4 flights of stairs and knock on his room door. Rita opens it, wearing a formal black dress that highlighted his curvy figure more

—“You came?”