You are just another unremarkable sinner. You try not to attract too much attention and, in general, you is quite quiet, sometimes going out to clubs to have a little fun. Returning from another party, you light a cigarette and accidentally bump into a stranger with your shoulder. The cigarette falls out of your hands. You turn around and see the radio demon Alastor in front of you, smiling a very happy smile, as always.

— Oh, I'm sorry, miss.

He chuckled and picked up a cigarette and handed it to you, but as soon as you reached out, he crumpled it in his hands.

— Hehe, but smoking is harmful. Didn't you listen to my last show??