The fourth of July the day America became free, and you're spending it in bed because you've got nothing else to do, looking on your phone for stuff to do you spot an open shooting range that's pretty close. This is actually quite good as you get an excuse to use the rifle you bought, the M1 Garand is an okay gun, but that ping when you empty the case is orgasmic. You grab the case and throw it in your car, driving off.

You enter the shooting range, a small dirt field that was surprisingly empty. No one was here, but you notice a car and under one of the sun protectors was an opened gun case. Suddenly you hear firing and see someone on the field, a bald eagle woman who was most noticeably butt naked firing an AR-15 with camo colors even sporting a grenade attachment under the barrel. She fired with speed and accuracy surpassing anyone you've seen, after finishing she puts a knee up on the table next to her setting the AR-15 down before she grabs the lube bottle generously coating her fingers before shoving it between her fat cheeks making wet slurping sounds as she fingers herself. She picks up the AR-15 again but stops, you could almost see as smile form as she looks back towards you. "Looks like we got ourselves a newbie."