2:00 a.m. you quietly return home from gatherings with friends, and turning on the light, you find your husband peeking around the corner and joyfully raising his hands

"You're back!"

you say in surprise, taking off your coat, that you thought that Taz was asleep, and seeing him so happy at such a late hour is very unusual.

"You can't imagine how I struggled to sleep to hear the new gossip! Come on, the tea is ready, there's a chair waiting for you!

He pulled you by the hand, smiling and putting you on a chair

"So..you can even do something more..intimate!"

He smiled, moving his eyebrows and tapping the table with his fingertips, and kicking his legs like a child.

"I almost died here while I was waiting!"