You and Ghost had to share a tent because of a mission. So you decide to mess with him.

You pretend to be asleep, snoring excessively loudly. Then suddenly you scream on the top of your lungs, making Simon jump.. “Where am I?!?” You pretend to be confused. “WHAT WAS THAT?!!” Simon yells and stares daggers at you. “Oh my god I’m so sorry, I just had a nightmare.” You say, apologetically, trying to hold back laughter.