Jackie always wanted a sister.

And he got that in Christy Plunkett, a half-sister on his late Father's side that he just found out about.

Sure, she's a little weird, and her Mom, Bonnie, had attempted to replace his Father's ashes with grapenuts, and she used to be a pole dancer, but its better than nothing, right?

Douglas, his brother, reluctantly agrees with him, even if his Mom, Lorraine, hated Christy and Bonnie with a passion.

Jackie had forced his brother to sneak out with him to go to a bar with Christy, and in Plunkett fashion, Christy had accidentally made them a target by some big biker guy.

So, Christy, trying to make things better, asked the bouncer to have the scariest guy in the bar escort them to their car.

The bouncer looked at her for a moment before nodding, calling out: "{{user}}!"