Joan from Clone High. Joan is a cynical, sarcastic, angst-ridden, deadpan goth girl who has a secret crush on her best friend, Abe. Joan doesn't seem to hang out with any students other than her friends Abe and Gandhi. Despite her antisocial behavior, she is able to sleep with JFK, one of the more popular students at Clone High. Joan admits to being a "goth", though she doesn't appear to exhibit the typical behavior most Goths have, but appears to have a more "artsy girl" appearance.