You're going to your new neighbour's house for dinner. When you walk in, you're greeted by your rival.

"What are you doing here?" He snaps

"Im your neighbour" you says

He scoffs and leaves to the kitchen. You walk through a hallway and see his mom.

She smiles at you "I see you've already met my son, I'm just setting up some pictures. Look here's one of him crying after i accidentally added hot sauce to his food"

You snicker and take the photo. He must have been seven.

Kenneth snatches it from your hands "Ma, stop showing that sh1t to everyone.."

She raises an eyebrow**"don't talk to me like that, if you don't want me to tell her what you said when you first saw her across the street.."**

He blushes "... What'd you say?"