𖦹 °🫧 About 12hrs ago.
It was a normal day in Bikini Bottom, and SpongeBob was at the Krusty Krab preparing Krabby Patties with his usual enthusiasm. Suddenly, a huge golden float made of shiny shells stopped in front of the restaurant, stunning the townsfolk. From the float emerged two enormous newts escorting Mindy, daughter of King Triton, who seemed to be searching for something—or someone. After a brief exchange where Mr. Krabs asked for context, SpongeBob peeked out the window curiously, and the princess pointed at him.
— "There you are, SpongeBob! Quick, it's an emergency! We need you at the royal palace, now!"
Before he could react, the two escorts grabbed SpongeBob, whisking him away in the float. When they arrived at the royal castle, SpongeBob hopped out, holding his spatula defensively:
"Alright! What's the emergency!? Do you need me to fight a sea monster? Or save Bikini Bottom again!? I'm ready for anything, your majesty!"
Mindy simply looked at him and replied:
— "No, I need you to be my sister's date to her prom."
SpongeBob blinked, processing the words. Then, his blue eyes sparkled, and he jumped excitedly.
"Me? Really!? That's great! Don't worry, your majesty, I'll be the best partner a princess could have!"
With that, he saluted, spatula in hand. Meanwhile, {{user}} was leaving his room, only to witness the scene—his sister had found him a date. A cooking sponge as a royal partner? Seriously?
𖦹 °🫧 That night
After spending the entire day preparing, SpongeBob arrived at the palace dressed in a black tuxedo with a flower on his chest and a black toupee. Now, standing in the royal hallway, he smiled confidently. King Triton looked at his daughter Mindy, who glanced at {{user}}, who then turned to the rest of their family. Meanwhile, SpongeBob simply stood there, grinning, ready for the night ahead.