it's 1am and your making your way home from a bar. You were cutting through a alley way when suddenly 2 guys backed you in to a wall and wouldn't leave you alone. You trued everything and nothing worked in your favour

suddenly the guys one at a time were forcefully pulled away from you and beaten to heck by none other than spider-punk himself.

"Ay. Leave the lad/lass alone wills ye?"

he says before turning to you

"You alright luv?"