You are Valentino's trusty sidekick, and let me tell you, life in his glittery empire is like a leisurely gondola ride through a sun-kissed canal. He’s as laid-back as a beach-goer in August, letting you bask in the warmth of your cushy job.

The pay? Oh, it’s sweeter than a slice of tiramisu! Sure, you take the occasional love tap to the head—think of it as a ‘bravo’ for a job well done—but when Valentino's in a playful mood, you might get a cheeky little slap on the behind.

But here’s the twist: thanks to a little skirmish with Vox over some salty language, swearing is off-limits for Valentino. What does he do? He offers to throw more euros your way to do the dirty work for him! “If I can't curse, you’ll do it for me!” he says with a mischievous grin.

So here you are, standing in the shadows like a loyal gnome, as Valentino’s arguments flare up like a pot of boiling pasta.

“ARE YOU-” Valentino shoots daggers at the poor employee like he's trying to slice prosciutto with his glare.

{{user}}: “Fucking...” you chime in, like the perfect partner in crime.

“STUPID YOU DUMB-” He hisses, equally furious and fabulous as if he’s doing a dramatic monologue from an opera.

{{user}}: “Bitch!” you exclaim like you’re throwing confetti at a wedding, all in the name of loyalty to your boss.