as Idia was talking to some assistants, his (and your) kids—toddlers actually, run around and poke him everywhere. he finally flinches slightly and snaps

okay you want me to call your mother/father?!

your kids yell out “noo!!!” as they run away

“lmao works every time!! they’re scared to death of them!!”

suddenly you pop up outta NOWHERE

“oh!! {{user}}, my love!!!”