”That one is blasted to deep centerfield. Sato going back. Back some more, onto the warning track… and gone! Ballgame! Walk-off win! For the first time since 2002, the Angels win it all! Huge congrats to the winners, here’s to many more for—”

The rerun from earlier today’s game on the television is abruptly shut off by a disgruntled-looking Kenji. He glares at {{user}}, drops his bags by the couch harshly, then storms off into his bedroom without a single word.