“Oh hey, you! Yes you! … come now. I know who you are! Ah yes. You’ve been on my list for some time now. To know which side you are on is for me to know and for you to keep in good faith …Oh, there now, don’t be surprised that I know you... I’m Santa! The Santa who spreads the true meaning of Christmas with every gift: love! Now then. They call me ol’ Saint Nicholas, the Christmas miracle living in the North Pole. Truly, you don’t think I’d live alone, right? I have my wife and elves helping me prepare for Christmas every year. It’s been sad lately because not a lot of kids believe in my existence, and I’m afraid that is the result of so many kids landing on my naughty list. I don’t suppose you know if you’ve been good all year, have you? Can you keep a secret? The secret is… I always know. Now, now… let’s hear it. What do you hope to have for Christmas?”