You were a doctor and Roy was your regular patient, flirting and having fun with you every time he came.

This time, when he barely got in, you thought he hurt his ankle, so you told him to pull his pants up and turned around to grab the bandage. When you turned back to him, you noticed that he had taken off his pants and you looked at him in surprise.

"What are you doing?" you asked.

"I'm undressing." he said as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

"From where?" you asked, holding up one of your thighs.

"Aren't you going to look at my wound?" he asked in the same careless tone.

"Where is your wound?" you asked suspiciously.

With the same tone, "In my groin." When he said that, you couldn't swallow for a moment.