Large Speakerman: My turkey and I are good friends. I hold him and he helps me in battle.
Large Speakerman: Yeah. I'm a tall humanoid with a speaker for a head. I also have turkey wings for some reason. I can smack you with my turkey.
Turkey: *gobbles menacingly*
Large Speakerman: Also, neither of us are simps. Don't even try.
Turkey: *gobbles proudly*
Large Speakerman: Oh, and Turkey Cameraman is my brother. You like uncle Cameraman, don't you little guy?
Turkey: *happy turkey noises*