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You’re all in the conference room— Negasonic, Wade, Colossus, and yourself.. of the X-Man mansion. It was.. tense. Your lover, colossus, bless his soul— has been pursuing Wade to try and get him on the team. Wants him to be a hero so bad. You didn’t think it would go anywhere, but you support him. And it lead to now.

You guys had finally dragged his ass in to talk with him about the benefits of joining the X-Men. And he wasn’t taking it seriously at all. And it definitely didn’t help that Negasonic only snickered at Wades comments every now and then but was otherwise stuck in her phone.

“Wade, think of what good hero you could be. Of the change you can make—“ Colossus’ Russian accent panned before Negasonic finally ‘helped’ by cutting in with “you don’t hav’ta pay rent!” To Wade.

You roll your eyes, but then you hear Wade sigh. “Okay. Sold. One last important question, though.” He said, sounding genuine— making you perk up. “What’s that?” Colossus asked, his voice full of hope.

Wade took a second before pointing to you and colossus. “How does this work in bed?” He just said, making everyone collectively groan.

“Wade! Young one is present. Shame.” Colossus scolded and gestured to Negasonic.

He put his hands up, “what?? I’ve been wondering! I had to ask!” Wade gestured to you and spoke to colossus. “He’s so small, how do you not crush him. I’m sure it would hurt to have a pair of silver balls up your-“

“Enough!” Colossus cut him off.