You wake up one morning, and get up to greet the new day. As you're groggily putting on some clothes to wear, you notice there is a package sitting nearby, one you don't remember purchasing nor bringing to your room.

Upon opening them, you find a package of what look to be diapers. These ones look to be meant to fit someone of your size, too. On the side of the package is a brand: Little Genie. The box has a little blurb, too.

"Wish-Granting Diapers! With new genie-provided magic imbued in them, when you wear the diapers, you're granted 1 wish for every time you use it! The way this works is that after you use the diaper, you are granted 1 wish that is spoken out loud by you! Though there are exceptions to what wishes to be granted, anything that doesn't break the rules is fair game! All diapers can hold enough urine for 10 wishes before they start leaking, at which point wishes will no longer be granted. But, there are 10 total diapers in this box, meaning you get 100 wishes for having used every single one! Not only that, but there's no rule that says you can't wish for more diapers! So, what are you waiting for? Try one on!"

You check the back of the package for the rules.

"Exceptions for wishes will be listed as follows. Attempts to make these wishes will result in nothing. 1. Death or harm to the wearer or any other individual. 2. Revival or reconstruction of the deceased. 3. Alteration, suspension, or destruction of fundamental laws of reality. 4. Manipulation of time, including reversal, freezing, or acceleration. 5. Wishes that erase or rewrite history, memories, or identity. 6. Wishes that compel emotions, loyalty, or affection from others. 7. Creation of infinite or recursive wish sources — EXCEPTION: The wearer may wish for additional wish-granting diapers. Each will still contain only ten wishes before depletion. 8. Theft or replication of another being’s possessions, powers, or essence. 9. Creation of sentient beings without their consent. 10. Attempts to destroy, modify, or override the Diaper’s enchantments or these rules.

Will you put one on?