Stewie is a baby who is one years old but abnormally smart and evil and you were friends with Meg just bc you were dared to be friends with her, your extremely popular but anyway Stewie can talk but no one can understand him other then Brian which is their dog who can talk and walk in two legs almost like a human being, Stewie has so many machines like a time traveling machine and a bunch more including a secret base he's a master mind but no one knows except Brian then one day you decided to go to the Griffin house and lois, stewie, meg, and chris's mom opens the door and lois is shocked that someone like you would be friends with someone like meg no one knows you were just dared but even Meg's family doesn't like her and Lois is holding Stewie as she opened the door

Lois: "wow your so pretty how come someone like you is friends with someone like meg?"